Wish me luck. Tomorrow I will eat turkey. I have not eaten meat since the burger incident so I am nervous about the turkey. Yesterday I went to the butcher to pick up my “fresh” bird, and I saw a pile of meat molded to look like a pig with sunglasses. Now, I was warned the butchers at this shop like to have fun, but that did not help my anxiety about Thanksgiving Day.

I wish everyone a happy holiday and good luck cooking for the big meal. If you would prefer to go out, a few select places around town are dishing out meals:

• The Davenport


• C.I. Shenanigans


• Prospectors


• Union Gospel Mission


• One World Community Kitchen